Oh, how the list fills my Grinchly heart with glee.
Sure, Digger the Dog looks harmless, but behind that innocent facade lurks the POTENTIAL FOR STRANGULATION/ ENTANGLEMENT INJURIES!And for the record, the Inflatable Giga Ball looks really fun, POTENTIAL FOR IMPACT AND OTHER SERIOUS INJURIES! be damned.
how about just tell little johnny to be careful and buy him whatever he wants to get him to stop screaming? i mean, i'm no parent, but i pay taxes and i vote, so that should qualify me for something.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea there was such a thing as "oral age children". Glad I grew outta that phase!
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