According to experts, the Connecticut-based franchise, which arranges skewered pieces of fruit into displays vaguely resembling floral bouquets, has defied all modern economic models, expanding continuously for the past decade despite its complete lack of any discernible consumer appeal.
I feel pleasantly vindicated. Thanks to Jeff for the link.
In totally unrelated news, an Australian sniffer dog was given a military award for bravery. Awwwww.