Those of you who read this blog may recall that a while back, I thought that the "Traveler, J" name on the standby list at the airport referred to an actual person who just so happened to be on my flight. Every single one of my flights.
Last time I was at an airport, I saw a sign in the bathroom.
"Automatic toilet. Push button for manual."
My first thought: What kind of idiot needs a manual to figure out how to flush a toilet?
My second thought: Oh wait...