Friend: I'm dressing up for Halloween with two other people and we're thinking of being Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell.
Me: How would you dress as Purgatory?
Friend: Wear all grey, maybe?
Me: Or you could be the souls of dead babies.
I am disturbed, people. Speaking of Halloween, Ern and I are throwing a huge costume party this Saturday. Here are photos of the award winners from last year. We're dressing up as something together, and it's RIDICULOUS. Although possibly not quite as ridiculous as the time we rented a two-person horse costume and wore it to a Notre Dame game on Halloween. Ah, college.
I am sworn to secrecy, but I'll give a hint...rivals, one blonde, one brunette.