I was going to write this long post about why I didn't have a boyfriend (you know, with reasons such as "general weirdness," "frequent public consumption of hot dogs," and "when the rest of you were passing notes and holding hands in the hallways, I looked like this, so let's just say I got off to a late start when it comes to romance.") but it was starting to sound more sad than funny, so I bagged it.
Plus, I was too busy preparing for tonight's party, which was finally dubbed "Love Potion No. 597: Valentine's Day Cocktail Party, a couple-free event." Or something like that. Ern baked about a thousand mini cupcakes last night, and I contributed by making a kick-ass mix tape ("mix CD" just doesn't have the same ring to it) and working on some games and decorations. I hope the crap weather won't keep people away.
So, Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers and the loveless out there.