Over in England, there's a new villain in town. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Heather Mills:
Where do I even begin? She's completely nuts. She wears multicolored pantsuits. She makes audacious demands. She represents herself in court. She poured a glass of water on the head of her ex-husband's lawyer. Everyone hates her. And she has a fake leg.
Basically, she's a real-life soap opera villain. I could totally picture her living in a lair, and I think that's sort of awesome.