The Hood blimp, oft seen circling the skies above Fenway Park, has crashed. I was going to make some joke about either it sinking like the Sox this season, but then I started thinking about a pun instead, like "Don't laugh over a crashed Hood blimp" instead of "Don't cry over spilled milk," but that seemed even lamer than my Red Sox joke, especially if people don't know that Hood is a milk company. Is it nationwide? I have no idea. Maybe I shouldn't have eaten candy corn all afternoon. I'm starting to feel giddy.
HOOD BLIMP GOES DOWN!
via Universal Hub