Weekend Report

I spent the weekend in Holland, Michigan for Big Al and Dan's wedding. As expected, it was a lot of fun. I'm still too worn out of write a long post about it, but here is a synopsis: Caught up with lots of college friends, stayed up too late and drank too much, made many inappropriate jokes (not the least of which involved me putting two boob-shaped butter dish covers in my dress during the reception), explored the greater Grand Rapids area (very midwestern but much more affluent than I had expected), danced to a bluegrass band, tripped on a ledge and sliced three of my toes open, talked a bit of trash to Dan's friends about Michigan State (hey, they started it), tasted wine at a vineyard, played a game called cornhole (it's a bean bag toss that is apparently all the rage in the midwest), partied with Allison's large and rowdy family, and had a great time celebrating the marriage of two wonderful friends.