Addicted to former love

I can't get enough of this website, Dear Old Love, where people post one or two line anonymous notes to their ex-loves.

Here are some of my faves:

I discovered the hard way that I’m allergic to your cat, your laundry detergent, and your deepest beliefs.

You signed my 9th grade yearbook, “We could’ve used a girl like you at the Alamo.”
I’ve had a thing for you ever since.

I know we tell it differently, but the truth of why we broke up is that you wet the bed while drunk and refused to wash your comforter.