Tuesday, November 18, 2008

'Tis the season

Two radio stations in Boston began playing holiday music 24 hours a day, starting on November 1st, but we all know what really marks the beginning of the holiday season....The Annual List of the 10 Most Dangerous Toys!!

Oh, how the list fills my Grinchly heart with glee.

Sure, Digger the Dog looks harmless, but behind that innocent facade lurks the POTENTIAL FOR STRANGULATION/ ENTANGLEMENT INJURIES!
And for the record, the Inflatable Giga Ball looks really fun, POTENTIAL FOR IMPACT AND OTHER SERIOUS INJURIES! be damned.

2 comments:

bigglesworth said...

how about just tell little johnny to be careful and buy him whatever he wants to get him to stop screaming? i mean, i'm no parent, but i pay taxes and i vote, so that should qualify me for something.

Kevin said...

I had no idea there was such a thing as "oral age children". Glad I grew outta that phase!