Oh, how the list fills my Grinchly heart with glee.
Sure, Digger the Dog looks harmless, but behind that innocent facade lurks the POTENTIAL FOR STRANGULATION/ ENTANGLEMENT INJURIES!And for the record, the Inflatable Giga Ball looks really fun, POTENTIAL FOR IMPACT AND OTHER SERIOUS INJURIES! be damned.
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how about just tell little johnny to be careful and buy him whatever he wants to get him to stop screaming? i mean, i'm no parent, but i pay taxes and i vote, so that should qualify me for something.
I had no idea there was such a thing as "oral age children". Glad I grew outta that phase!
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