Thursday, August 04, 2005

Cats are like ninjas


For the past few months, I have been living with a cat for the first time in my life. His name is Sasha and he belongs to my roommate Maria. Based on my recent observations on feline behavior, I have discovered that, unlike pirates, cats and ninjas have a lot in common. Ninjas are silent. Ninjas lurk undetected. Sasha is also silent and tends to lurk at my feet, undetected until trod upon. Ninjas are deadly. Sasha has killed one small bird and one baby mouse. However, ninjas don't pee in gym bags. Update! Sasha strikes again.

4 comments:

mj said...

where did you find this ninja vs. pirates website. oh by the way, sasha killed another mouse today.
sasha the mouse killa!

eileen said...

mouse killa 2, mouses 0.

mj said...

that mouse looks a bit suspicious, especially that strange pink glow. eileen, are you sure it didn't escape from the lab you worked in at harvard?

eileen said...

it's the chalk outline of the crime scene, silly!