Other person: Here's the money I owe you for the ticket.Also #20: Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks. So true, just ask my soccer teammate Lemonade Steve. Number 51: Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row brings back memories of the time at Sully's Tap when my brother-in-law played eight Styx songs in a row on the jukebox. After the fourth track, the bartender walked over and unplugged the jukebox. Lastly, #54 cracked me up: Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
Me: Great, thanks. Want a beer?
The next link has been floating around the Internerd for quite a while, but it is worth reading if you haven't yet: Look at my striped shirt! I do my best to avoid bars that attract members of this species of male, which possibly explains my affinity for places like Sully's Tap and The Quencher.