I am not a very picky person. I like almost every person I meet, beer I drink, food I eat, and movie I watch. However, the things that I dislike, I dislike vehemently. They say hate is a strong word. Well, I hate these movies:
6. Joe vs. The Volcano. Even my thirteen year old self didn't think this movie was funny. The whole beginning part when they portray how dull, monotonous, and tedious Joe's life is pre-volcano was so dull, monotonous, and tedious that it ruined the entire movie.
5. Maid in Manhattan. Yes, I saw this in the theater. Willingly. I have no idea why.
4. All three of the new Star Wars movies. They all sucked. But the one with Jar Jar Binks sucked the most.
3. Blair Witch Project. I would have liked this movie a lot more if the painfully annoying girl had died first.
2. Diary of a Mad Black Woman. I ended up seeing this movie because Million Dollar Baby was sold out. I should have just gone home instead.
and the movie I hate most of all in the entire world....
1. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Utter and complete crap.
Happy weekend, everyone! I'm headed to P-town and then the Madonna concert on Monday night.
5 comments:
Yikes! Why would you pay to see Million Doller Baby in the first place? One bad idea leads to another - I think seeing DOAMBW is your justified karmic punishment for trying to support Clint's serious phase. The third star wars was really good - are you crazy?
I was in attendance with you at your top 3 worst movies, sweet! At least we saw Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil and Blair Witch at the discount theater...
Yep, Midnight is worst movie ever! I was there too!
Btw, Eileen do you still like hot, bald Zizou after his red card?
I love Star Wars but even the third new one sucked. Yoda fighting and cool special effects couldn't make up for the complete and utter awfulness of Hayden C. and Natalie P.. Absoulutely no chemistry, and the dialogue?? Terrible. I did like the scene with Anakin crawling out of the lava, though.
Kim- we need to do a better job at picking movies :)
Kev- stay tuned for my world cup summary.
I think Toys with Robin Williams was the worst movie I saw in a theater. As for Star Wars Episode I, while terrible, I am going to rewatch it now that I learned Keira Knightley was part of Queen Amidala's entourage, I missed that the first time around.
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