Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Don't Worry, Be Happy

The other night, I was dreaming that I was standing around with a couple of other people in an empty department store, and we were approached by a group of police officers. They were looking for a gang of criminals hiding in the same building and showed us a list of the criminals' names. For some reason, they thought that I was the female criminal on the list. I told them that I was not and gave them my name. They asked to see identification. I took out my wallet to show them my driver's licence, but inexplicably, my licence was missing and had been replaced by Bobby McFerrin's driver's licence. I woke up right as the dream police were about to arrest me.

Weird, huh? By the way, the word licence is hard to spell. I feel like there should be an s in there somewhere.

8 comments:

Rob said...

Ummm ... I thought there was an S in license?

I mean, even the Coreys Haim & Feldman think there's an S!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007LPSKO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

eileen said...

Ooops! You're right! Apparently when I googled it to make sure I was spelling it right, I got the "chiefly British" definition.

I do always want to stick the s in the wrong place, though. Like this: liscence

nad said...

If you're so inclined, you might want to make your own ID here...
http://www.mclovinidmaker.com

carolyb said...

i got 2nd place in the 4th grade spelling bee and not 1st place, because of the word licence.

Anonymous said...

... i mean license

eileen said...

caroly(b)n, that is hilarious.

Kevin said...

But at least those D-Fence signs at sports games with a picture of a fence make more sense when spelled the British way.

KcM said...

Don't worry. Be happy.