We have decided to discontinue the coffee and tea service from Keurig. There have been issues of clean-up, replenishing the water supply and excess social activity in the office. For these reasons we have decided to discontinue the service.
It's the excess social activity line that kills me. Apparently friendly conversation over caffeinated beverages is a big no-no in the anti-social land of academic research laboratories.
Man, this sucks! No more free coffee.