Funniest conversation of the day:
Me: I've made a decision. I'm going to stop wasting my time pursuing something that is never going to happen.
Carolina: Are you talking about love or ribosomes?
Me: I don't know. Both.
Funniest news story of the day:
Gorilla escapes from Netherlands zoo. My favorite line from the story: "Children cowered in their parents' arms as the gorilla loped past."
Reminds me a bit of when Little Joe escaped from the Franklin Park Zoo a couple of years ago.