I know Amber Alerts aren't supposed to be funny, but I couldn't help but snicker at this one I just saw on Boston.com:
"AMBER ALERT: Massachusetts State Police are looking for a 12-year-old Stoneham boy, Gary Michael Duff-Turcotte. Michael is believed to be with his mother, Samantha Bedley, possibly traveling in a 1998 White Dodge Ram, NH license plate TROUBL. Police said that the boy is in danger because he needs medication that he does not have with him. --Developing"