Wednesday, October 26, 2005

List #10....Things I Think Are Funny

  1. Mullets
  2. People falling
  3. Typos (especially Whole Word Typos, like when the typo actually causes the formation of a different and incorrect word) Ahhh...I love a good typo.
  4. When someone mispronounces something- for example, when Home Depot opened in Framingahm it had a sign in front of it that said Welcome Home Depot and my friend Kevin read it out loud as "Welcome home, Depot!" This happened like 10 years ago and I still think it's hilarious.
  5. Kurt Vonnegut novels
  6. Nerdy science jokes. I recently saw a t-shirt that said "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
  7. I told Maria that if I ever get married, right at the part of the ceremony when the groom kisses the bride, and everyone is all happy and "Aren't weddings beautiful?", I want her to yell "GET A ROOM!" in an obnoxious voice. I think that would be extremely funny.
  8. I think if I ever saw someone in a Chinese restaurant go up to the buffet, stick their face in the lo mein, and start chowing down as if it were a food trough, that would be the funniest thing I ever saw.


mj said...

and people say I'm strange.

Anonymous said...

i like how you spelled "Framingham" wrong. Nice typo!

eileen said...

I did that on purpose.

Kevin said...

How come Creepy Singing Racist Twins get a whole entry to themselves and I'm only #4 on some list? ;) Anyway, that is a damn funny story and brought a chuckle. I was gonna mention that I've never been to Framingahm before but someone already beet! me to it. Well, HD store # 2669 is actually in Natick anyway. I think your next list should be nerday science jokes. I love those.

Kevin said...

nerdy, nerday - same thing

eileen said...

you can't beat a beet.
hey kev, did you put yourself on the map? Curious on how it will show up, with you being a ex-patriate and all.

Kevin said...

Yep, I'm on the map. You have to drag over the ocean to find me. Or you can click on my name or my lovely photo. Have you met Kal-El yet?

Hu said...

Sounds like a good conclusion about funny thing.