Thank you all for coming we are so honored that you are here to join us.
Sharon and Jimmy- I wanted to say a special thank you for everything-this is such a memorable night! Everything looks fabulous and your support this year and always has been incredible.
And I just have a little something for you, Matthew.
Six years ago today, a college sophomore left the golden state
He got to Emory and began to date the girl who tomorrow will become his mate
Now six wonderful years have past
With countless memories that will surely last
We now have a cozy one bedroom on the Upper East Side
With a flat screen television and a tv guide
We have a great time in New York City
Except for no Lakers, Raiders, and Dodgers- what a pity!
I know you are filled with California dreams
I present you this grooms cake to honor your favorite sports teams.
Okay, I realize that I am a bad person for making fun of some happy bride's attempt at poetry, but some of those rhymes were PAINFUL! Upper East Side, tv guide? New York City, what a pity? My cousins and I were cracking up. Note to self: in the future, when making a toast, avoid the temptation to use rhyming couplets.