Tuesday, August 07, 2007

List # 35...People Who Cannot Be Trusted

1. People who introduce themselves with their first and last names, in a non-business setting.

2. People who dislike tomatoes.

They're up to no good, I'm telling you.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about people who doesn't look you at the eye when you are talking to them? or a really weak handshake from a guy?

eileen said...

Hmmm...lack of eye contact doesn't bother me that much, but a weak handshake? Intolerable!

The Dead Fish limp handsake totally creeps me out.

Kristine said...

I wasn't a huge fan of fresh tomatoes growing up, but I later discovered that's just because I wasn't eating very good ones! Now I could live on them. :)

jay said...

Gotta say, I'm not a fan of tomatoes at all. I hope this doesn't hurt our friendship Eileen

bigglesworth said...

big firm dwig HATES tomatoes -- he says (and i quote) "Tomatoes? Those are ingredients. I mean, it's not like people just eat flour by itself..." sick 'em.

Rob said...

I used to know a guy who would introduce himself with BOTH names, along with the fact that he went to Harvard Business School.

"Hi, I'm Steve Smith, HBS."

"Hi, I'm Rob, about to punch you in the throat."

Kevin said...

I just had a big tomato-only salad the last two nights with dinner. So you can trust me 100%.

eileen said...

Rob, that guy sounds dreadful.

Kevin, your preference for tomatoes cannot overcome the myriad of falsehoods you spun when we were growing up.

Kim said...

Does that meant you don't trust people who lie? If so, then your list is not comprehensive.

Amanda said...

I trust dudes who wheel little suitcases to work everyday, and who wear girl's barrettes in their hair. Also there's a guy on my floor at work who's face & hair looks different every time I see him. My theory is that he is being cloned by the barrette guy, and the clones are running amuck.

Amanda said...

uh.. I mean I don't trust those guys

eileen said...

Man barrettes? REALLY?

Stacey said...

E - I completely agree with your assessment. I would never use my last name to introduce myself at a party and tomato haters are the worst! ;)