Thursday, August 02, 2007

NBA update

In case you ever wondered how Gilbert Arenas feels about sharks (and really, who hasn't?), he spelled it out on his blog:

I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there. There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack. I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.
We’re humans. We live on land.
Sharks live in water.
So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.
A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.
When I see on the news where it’s like, “There have been 10 shark attacks,” I’m like, “Hey, for real?! They’re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don’t live underwater.”

Brilliant stuff! Oh, and Agent Zero is also happy with the KG trade. Speaking of Boston's new star, I was at the Red Sox game last night, and he threw the first pitch. Okay, so, technically I was still at the bar watching it on television at that point, but I did make it inside Fenway shortly thereafter.


Rob said...

Wow ... Gilbert makes an incredibly valid point there.

However, I am disappointed that he makes no mention of LandShark.

/ ... candygram ...

J.R. said...

Gilbert's blog is some of the best entertainment around. It's worth reading through his old posts mostly cause he's such a straight shooter, and he has a great sense of humor.