Theo Epstein, the GM of the Red Sox has signed a new contract! Oh wait, no he hasn't. Theo's gone, he's gone, oh I, oh I'd better learn how to face it, he's gone, Oh I, Oh Lucchino'd pay the devil to replace him, he's gone - what went wrong? I don't think we'll ever know. But at least he left in style- according to the Inside Track, he dressed in a gorilla suit to evade the media.
(Musical Interlude courtesy of Hall and Oates)