Bookstore Basketball Censored Names

Notre Dame runs the largest 5-on-5 outdoor basketball tournament in the world, and teams that have little chance of winning or progressing aim to have a memorable comic name. The good names make the Top Ten list in The Observer, but even better names are generally censored. I was the captain of both 5 Girls Who Like Dribble and It's Not As Much Fun If We Don't Come (both surprisingly not censored) and the best part of the captain's meeting was always when they read off examples of censored names. Here's a link that lists names censored in recent years. Note, most of these won't be that funny if you didn't go to ND, but some of them, like Heavy Petting Zoo, will still get a chuckle out of almost everyone with an immature sense of humor.

Thanks, Brigita.