Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The gym nemesis strikes again

Remember my gym nemesis? Well, he was at the gym again yesterday and committed his worst offense yet. He dripped sweat on me! I was minding my own business, doing crunches on a mat on the ground, and he got off one of the machines and walked by, obviously WAY TOO CLOSE because he was practically hovering over me, and the next thing I know, I felt nemesis sweat droplets hitting my skin. Yuck.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

He is obviously very attracted to you. You should ask him out.

Anonymous said...

Is he at least HOTT??!!

gym nemesis said...

Hey baby - what do you say we get real serious on the elliptical and then go out for cappuccino and scones all sweaty and stinky?

eileen said...

Gym nemesis, you are so not hott. I will never eat scones with you.

Kim said...

Ew. That is totally disgusting and way worse than my gym pet peeve -- people who are considerate enough to wipe down machines after they use them, but not considerate enough to watch where they spray, and end up spraying cleanser in your face.

gym nemesis said...

You are so superficial! I am beautiful on the inside - a poet, a stargazer, a lover of animals... As for my gut and hairy back, I am working the abs and getting a wax next week.

Anonymous said...

Eileen, you are way too picky. You need to give Gym Nemesis a chance. You aren't getting any younger.

eileen said...

Gym nemesis, maybe if you stop wearing a tank top and spandex and hogging all of the machine at the gym and dripping sweat all voer the place, I will consider you. Until then, no dice.

Mum-Mum said...

Eileen-- You should ask that nice boy out!