Tuesday, February 07, 2006
The gym nemesis strikes again
Remember my gym nemesis? Well, he was at the gym again yesterday and committed his worst offense yet. He dripped sweat on me! I was minding my own business, doing crunches on a mat on the ground, and he got off one of the machines and walked by, obviously WAY TOO CLOSE because he was practically hovering over me, and the next thing I know, I felt nemesis sweat droplets hitting my skin. Yuck.
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8 comments:
He is obviously very attracted to you. You should ask him out.
Is he at least HOTT??!!
Hey baby - what do you say we get real serious on the elliptical and then go out for cappuccino and scones all sweaty and stinky?
Gym nemesis, you are so not hott. I will never eat scones with you.
Ew. That is totally disgusting and way worse than my gym pet peeve -- people who are considerate enough to wipe down machines after they use them, but not considerate enough to watch where they spray, and end up spraying cleanser in your face.
You are so superficial! I am beautiful on the inside - a poet, a stargazer, a lover of animals... As for my gut and hairy back, I am working the abs and getting a wax next week.
Eileen, you are way too picky. You need to give Gym Nemesis a chance. You aren't getting any younger.
Gym nemesis, maybe if you stop wearing a tank top and spandex and hogging all of the machine at the gym and dripping sweat all voer the place, I will consider you. Until then, no dice.
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