Monday, May 19, 2008

OMG.

Somehow, somewhere, sometime during the years 2005 and 2006, some guy named Dave posted a bunch of funny stories from his childhood. In all caps. AND THEY ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS.

TIME FOR SOME STORIES.

So bizzare. So funny. So addictive. I think the one about the Cub Scout Float was my favorite.
I wonder what happened to this guy, because he just may be our generation's J.D. Salinger.

via Metafilter

2 comments:

J.R. said...

dear god, i couldn't stop reading till 2AM. incredible. MY FUCKING REEDS!!

eileen said...

I know! I also enjoyed this one:

"SO ALSO IN KINDERGARTEN I APPARENTLY THOUGHT THAT THE KIDS IN MY CLASS DIDN'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT COUGARS FOR SOME REASON, BECAUSE I DEFINITELY MADE A SWEET COUGAR QUIZ WHICH I INSISTED ON GIVING OUT TO THE CLASS THE NEXT DAY.

WHAT COLOR IS THE COUGAR? GOLD? NO! BROWN? NO! RED? NO! THE ANSWER IS TAWNY."

Absolute genius.