Thursday, May 04, 2006

Pet Peeve of the Day

People who don't believe you when you tell them that they called the wrong number.

Act I. My lab. The phone rings. Ring, ring!

Me: Hello?
Caller: Jocelyn Spagno, please.
Me: Wrong number.
Caller (huffily): How can this be the wrong number? They just told me this was her direct line! J-O-C-E-L
Me (interrupting): Sorry, definitely the wrong number.

The End.


P.S. I have Jocelyn Spagno locked in the closet and now no one will ever find her. Muwhahahaha.

1 comment:

jocelyn spagno said...

You bitch. That was my birth mother. I've been looking for her for years.